I am not a fan of New Year's resolutions. Why? Because I, like most people, can never seem to keep them. Don't believe me?
Resolution 1999: Get a boyfriend. And what better way to catch a cutie then to spend the next four years at an all-women's college in rural Massachusetts. Strike one.
Resolution 2004: Run a marathon. I'm not even going to comment on this one. Strike two.
Resolution 2006: Read a book a week. This one started off well...for two weeks. Then I realized that surfing the net for celeb gossip was more fun. Strike three.
I haven't decided if I am going to make any resolutions this year. If I do they'll be simple, no-fail ones, like "get a job" (because if I can't make this resolution work, then we have a major problem) and "be nice" (which I already am...sometimes.) I think I'll also try to be even more green. Indoor compost bin, anyone?
What about you? What is your New Year's resolution?
Smile more. Try not to hate humanity. Get my ovaries explored by a professional.
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