Let's get started! Jen's 2009 Oscar Fashion analysis, in no particular order....
Anne Hathaway: Very cool dress, but not sure the strapless look is the most flattering on her.
Marion Cotillard: She only gets away with this 'cause she's French and I love the French. Otherwise, ick.
Angelina: Smoking hot, except for the earrings, which look a bit like they came from Claire's. Jolie also gets extra points since she's not in her usual potato sack.
Amy Adams: She never fails to disappoint, 'cause she always look awful. This dress is so not flattering, and I have no clue what's up with the weird geometric print over her boobs.
Meryl Streep: Ugly dress. Ugly color. Why oh why must you always look so plain?
Jennifer Grey: Smoking hot. Too bad no one knows who you are.
Natalie Portman: Nice color -- if you're a Barbie doll.
SJP & Penelope Cruz: Double Yikes. It's the attack of the mutant wedding gowns!
Amanda Seyfried: She's looks like a cast member of 16 Candles. This is the worst bday present ever.
Marisa Tomei: Hot, Hot, Hot. Love this dress!
Jessica Biel: Interesting but the overall look (especially with her bedhead hair-do) looks overly sloppy. And what's with the black purse?
I could go on and on and on....but I'll stop here. And I promise I'll leave all this fashion talk behind soon.
Photos: Oscar.com
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2 comments:
Angie's boobs look flat, and her jewelry looks like Kryptonite.
Amanda's dress is cute but looks like a Christmas present.
Marissa's arms look amazing.
Thoroughly enjoyed watching the Oscars with you.
i actually thought Natalie looked AMAZING despite the color of the dress!
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