Grammy Fashion

Grammy Awards 2009 = The Attack of the Blind Stylists.

Where do I even begin?

First up, Carrie Underwood: She looks like an Oompa Loompa's girlfriend. Sweetie, lay off the fake bake lotion now.


















Paula Abdul. Eek. May be the most hideous gown of the night. It is basically the fashion equivalent to William Hung's audition song...yet somehow worse.


















Jennifer Hudson: A dress that looks like it's made from toilet paper AND duct tape. So cool.


















Jordin Sparks: Unless you're preggers or live in Micronesia, you should never -- I repeat, NEVER -- where a muumuu in public.


















Taylor Swift: Her dress looks like a cheap Jessica McClintock prom dress. Ick. Polyester is so yucky.


















Paris Hilton: Technocolored slip = boring, slutty outfit. Yawn.


















Coldplay: Upon realizing what an ass her dad was to name her after a fruit, Apple Martin decided it was payback time. Thus, she dressed her father and his band mates for the Grammy Awards. Looking pretty good, Mr. Martin. Kind of like a box of homeless mismatched crayons.