Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Fashion 2009 -- mostly losses....

Let's get started! Jen's 2009 Oscar Fashion analysis, in no particular order....


















Anne Hathaway: Very cool dress, but not sure the strapless look is the most flattering on her.


















Marion Cotillard: She only gets away with this 'cause she's French and I love the French. Otherwise, ick.


















Angelina: Smoking hot, except for the earrings, which look a bit like they came from Claire's. Jolie also gets extra points since she's not in her usual potato sack.


















Amy Adams: She never fails to disappoint, 'cause she always look awful. This dress is so not flattering, and I have no clue what's up with the weird geometric print over her boobs.


















Meryl Streep: Ugly dress. Ugly color. Why oh why must you always look so plain?


















Jennifer Grey: Smoking hot. Too bad no one knows who you are.


















Natalie Portman: Nice color -- if you're a Barbie doll.




































SJP & Penelope Cruz: Double Yikes. It's the attack of the mutant wedding gowns!


















Amanda Seyfried: She's looks like a cast member of 16 Candles. This is the worst bday present ever.


















Marisa Tomei: Hot, Hot, Hot. Love this dress!


















Jessica Biel: Interesting but the overall look (especially with her bedhead hair-do) looks overly sloppy. And what's with the black purse?

I could go on and on and on....but I'll stop here. And I promise I'll leave all this fashion talk behind soon.

Photos: Oscar.com

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Angie's boobs look flat, and her jewelry looks like Kryptonite.

Amanda's dress is cute but looks like a Christmas present.

Marissa's arms look amazing.

Thoroughly enjoyed watching the Oscars with you.

JMoCrow said...

i actually thought Natalie looked AMAZING despite the color of the dress!