Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Resolutions.....

I am not a fan of New Year's resolutions. Why? Because I, like most people, can never seem to keep them. Don't believe me?

Resolution 1999: Get a boyfriend. And what better way to catch a cutie then to spend the next four years at an all-women's college in rural Massachusetts. Strike one.

Resolution 2004: Run a marathon. I'm not even going to comment on this one. Strike two.

Resolution 2006: Read a book a week. This one started off well...for two weeks. Then I realized that surfing the net for celeb gossip was more fun. Strike three.

I haven't decided if I am going to make any resolutions this year. If I do they'll be simple, no-fail ones, like "get a job" (because if I can't make this resolution work, then we have a major problem) and "be nice" (which I already am...sometimes.) I think I'll also try to be even more green. Indoor compost bin, anyone?

What about you? What is your New Year's resolution?

1 comment:

Emily Violet said...

Smile more. Try not to hate humanity. Get my ovaries explored by a professional.